i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
yes
however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic
and her own fainting couch
but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible
worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me
And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,
you are in love or lonely,
and I don’t know which one is worse.
Wow
im looking up dragon ball z trivia
me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin
my brain:
me:..............slippry like dolphin
men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”
no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.
